This is a picture of Timothy Neal, 44, who lives in Missouri. His “likes” include alcohol consumption and fighting. His “dislikes” include demons and orderly conduct. So that’s what a responsible adult looks like.
The shirt may say “responsible,” but that mustache screams “criminal mastermind.” Well, maybe just “criminal.” This guy got arrested along with his two 18-year-old sons after a 4 AM argument about God, religion and spite-filled demons hiding out in the dark recesses of Hell; watching and waiting for their time to rise up and retake control of all the banks.
"The victim had been talking about religion and demons when the other three became upset and started whipping up on him," said Madison County Sheriff's Capt. Brad Wells.
Wells said he didn't know what specific religious issue incited the fight, but that talk of demons apparently put the fight over the edge. He said that eyewitnesses support the victim's claims.
I wonder if they’ll get him an orange jumpsuit that says “I was just kidding?” If not, it still sounds like he’ll have some free time to learn the art of ironic t-shirt silk screening.
Collinsville bonfire ends in brawl over religion, demons [Stl Today]
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