Selasa, 15 Juni 2010

Quote of the Day


Excuse my ignorance as I’m not familiar with the popular website iafrica.com. After reading Lucy Hunt’s latest lifestyle column entitled “Don’t Cut the Cheese”, well, I’ll be sure to visit much more often now.

Hunt dropped this hilariously awesome quote on her readers when discussing bodily functions.


Excuse me for sounding like a prude, but we’re ladies, for goodness sake! We do not woo our men with bowel movements!

That’s a damn nugget of information I wish I had during college. I was always the guy that hung out by the bathroom waiting for a chick to rain holy hell on the toilet before I approached her. The strategy only worked on “Fat Rita” who later told me she had extra sour cream on her 2 lb burrito.

Lactose Intolerance I tell ya. Love it now, regret it later.

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