A lot guys like make jokes about how long it takes woman get ready. While that’s an annoying female trait, tend think that lady needs three hours spackle and crown molding make her look good, so it. But this may one step too far…meet British retailer Selfridges’ “nipple enhancers,” designed give women that “I just walked out refrigerator but still hate bras” look.
You can see what woman wearing nipple enhancers would look like in above photo. Not ruin mystique, but here they outside woman’s body:
Selfridges claims that these accentuate currently-trendy “natural look” on woman. The product description says that “from your favorite magazines, to stars gracing red carpet, women showing off their breasts pride.” Somehow, this means women need fake, perpetually hard nipples.
I wholeheartedly approve. Not because like my women to have enormous pointy nipples pointing at me all the time, almost as though they’re accusing me of crime. But rather because can’t bring myself to buy an umbrella rack and see no better way of showing woman, “Hey, you’re more than just an object to me” than hanging accessories off her fake nipples. Ol’ charmer Chris, they call me.
Fake Nipples Aim To Destroy You, Boys [Gizmodo]
Nipple Enhancers [Selfridges]
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