Summer time for outdoor drinking, grilling meat getting nice tan, sometimes heat just get unbearable you need way kick sun where it don't shine. We're adults now (technically) so we have the means to find some fun unique ways to cool down when the dog days of summer start to make you go little crazy. All you need little inspiration to have some fun when the temperature starts to hover around triple digits. Here are few ideas I've encountered over the years.
8 Tubing down the river
If you live anywhere near river, you can either look up place that will rents out inner tubes (remember get one your cooler) or just bring your own. If you don't find place river that specifically caters this activity you're gonna want have someone waiting truck down river who will able transport you your tubes back where you parked up river. Otherwise you're gonna have long walk back car. Nothing more relaxing that lazily floating down river Sunday afternoon catching up few friends — especially since nobody has phone distract them. Just lazy drinking fun no distractions…except sharks. Just kidding. You're much more likely get eaten alligators river.
7 Rent snow making machine
Obviously this gonna take little more scratch than some other options, you have means, it well worth it. It will probably set you back anywhere from few hundred few grand depending your scale, and sometimes heat and humidity play factor into what kind and how much snow you get. But still, you should able get enough snow cover yard and that means snowmen, snowball fights and possibly even some sledding your swimsuit or bikini. Yeah it’s expensive and you may need get quite crowd pitch rent it, you really think anyone going miss July 4th Snowmageddon party? I’ve seen it and it’s not only awesome, it’s completely unexpected and you will go down as legendary party thrower.
6 Water parks
Yeah, you may not a kid anymore, but you can still have a little bit fun at the water park. Especially you live close enough to go to one those epic water parks that have the gigantic water slides and a decent sized wave pool. Some the newer water slides are way too dangerous and fun just children to enjoy. Sure, there will kids and there will lines, but there still a part you that enjoys the hell out water slides. Men just never completely grow up and that's what makes us awesome.
5 Get an ice liquor luge
You have go get a few full blocks these specially made for your party and so it takes a bit planning. It's not going melt for a few hours you need a way transport it because a few hundred pounds ice doesn't just fit in your trunk and even if it did, it would leave you with some water damage. Set that baby up on a study table near a hill (make sure it can hold weight or you will have serious problems) and pour away. Of course it's best if you water down your liquor with some sort mix because you will have people wanting take a shot a minute and in 20 minutes they'll have alcohol poisoning. After everyone is properly inebriated, you are going want take luge off table and put some towels on top. Then it's time for some good old fashion ice block racing down hill. Injuries rates for something like this are almost 80%, so keep that in mind when participating.
4 Upgrade your hammock experience
After long day at office or day after night out, nothing is better than little rest hammock. If you want get fancy, you can grab some PVC pipes punch tiny holes them hook them up your hose. Place pipes above you redneck mist machine. Add pillow filled couple ice packs you can lounge around get tan while sleeping off that hangover. It's win/win.
3 Pool party
I know, your all thinking, "Thanks Capt. Obvious." Obviously not everyone has pool, but most people have some sort of access to pool. You gotta do it up right though. You’ll need cooler full of beer, frozen margarita maker, go to Toys R Us grab few of those badass Super Soakers, slip slide, couple of those toy water guns, bag of water balloons, some Tiki Torches, some summer tunes the stereo of course, grill. You can also make some beer popsicles (hole the bottom of can, put stick, freeze cut the top off) or vodka watermelon (look it up, it's awesome). Don't just throw boring party, turn it into an epic water fight. *Coincidentally party like this almost got me tossed out of college, so be ready for people to slip fall hide anything expensive that isn't waterproof. *
2 Build mud wrestling pit
Every year one of the fraternities at my college would have a mud wrestling tournament. And it was pretty awesome. Obviously you have to find a place with fairly soft dirt (I say this only because live where the dirt mixed with clay) where you can take a few shovels and dig a small pit. You're going to need the pit to close enough to reach with a hose because you're gonna need to able to hose down the pit after every match and of course you'll need it to hose down some of your competitors. Also, you can grab a few bags of ice and pour some of it the pit to keep everything cold you want to fancy. Did mention that there were sorority women competing a tournament? Yes, a few hours of ladies wrestling the mud and then getting hosed down after ever match. How about a no holds barred Royal Rumble at the end of the day? Then you refill the pit, grab some sod and fertilizer and the backyard back to…well it's probably going to ruin your lawn. Well worth it my friend.
1 Ice bro
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