>>> believe I’ve found person who really needs be involved fixing this whole Gulf oil spill thing: Katherine Heigl.
>>> Remember Chris Klein? Well, he gets this week’s award for driving under influence. According police report, Klein was "observed weaving #3 lane into #2 and #4 lane westbound US 101 at Woodman Ave.” Eh, maybe it was just another audition gone bad.
>>> Speaking of drunk people car issues, Charlie Sheen had another car stolen. The car was found at the bottom of cliff after the actor left his keys in the ignition… again. For some reason, law enforcement in those parts calling this “suspicious”.
>>> The Kardashians putting out book. The demand just so great people wanting know how people no discernible talent managed become so rich and famous guess. It has a really clever title too: Kardashian Konfidential. Excuse me while I go vomit uncontrollably.
>>> Speaking people who have no business writing books, Holly Madison is reportedly penning book Las Vegas. For research, she took wild road trip LA to Sin City, with stops at "freaky roadside attractions," she says, haunted hotel Death Valley. Unless there photos her every page various forms undress at all these locales she talks about really don’t see the point.
>>> Apparently Gary Coleman didn’t really want the plug pulled according legal documents he signed 2006 that specifically stated that he not taken off life support. can just hear him now… “They pulled the plug!?! Whatchoo talkin’ bout, Jesus?!” Too soon?
>>> Miley Cyrus got another tattoo. She now has word "love" tattooed into her right earlobe. If you have daughter, might I suggest subtly removing all references Hannah Montana from your house right about now.
>>> Tila Tequila apparently tried commit suicide at some point, sadly she failed, but she has photos to prove it!! Tila, next time you try to off yourself, give me call, think can help.
>>> You didn’t think we could go a week without some news out of Lindsay Lohan’s brain, did you? Lindsay claims she has been vindicated regarding her SCRAM bracelet going off week or so ago. Problem is, she is being selective in what report she is using her “evidence”. One key line she may have missed: "There was absolutely no doubt that Lindsay was drinking, and the report that the alcohol monitoring service provided Judge Revel was very detailed and extremely reliable." Ruh roh.
At least Lindsay didn’t get into fight with an ice cream store owner over free cake this week… like her mom.
>>> And finally, Esquire readers voted Brooklyn Decker sexiest woman in world. I can live that.
Sorry, folks. It was REAL slow week in celebrity news. Let’s hope more celebs do stupid things next week. Odds that happening real good. Stay tuned.
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